A Holiday Tribute to College Students and Final Exams: The Twelve Days of Finals

'Tis the season for proving to your instructor that you've paid attention this semester and maybe learned something, so we composed a "twelve final exam gifts" into a holiday song for your amusement. Enjoy!

On the first day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
A Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the second day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the third day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the fourth day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the fifth day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the sixth day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Six Open Book Questions a Laying
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the seventh day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Seven Red Bulls Already Opened
Six Open Book Questions a Laying
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the eighth day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Eight packages of Ramen Steaming
Seven Red Bulls Already Opened
Six Open Book Questions a Laying
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the ninth day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Nine Pizza Coupons Expired
Eight packages of Ramen Steaming
Seven Red Bulls Already Opened
Six Open Book Questions a Laying
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the tenth day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Ten Grade Points well Needed
Nine Pizza Coupons Expired
Eight packages of Ramen Steaming
Seven Red Bulls Already Opened
Six Open Book Questions a Laying
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the eleventh day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
Eleven Donuts Dunking
Ten Grade Points well Needed
Nine Pizza Coupons Expired
Eight packages of Ramen Steaming
Seven Red Bulls Already Opened
Six Open Book Questions a Laying
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

On the twelfth day of Finals
My Instructor Gave to Me:
12 TA's Tutoring
Eleven Donuts Dunking
Ten Grade Points well Needed
Nine Pizza Coupons Expired
Eight packages of Ramen Steaming
Seven Red Bulls Already Opened
Six Open Book Questions a Laying
Five Blue Books
Four Starbuck's Lattés Frothing
Three Scantron Sheets
Two #2 Pencils
and a Lowest Test Grade Dropped

Hanging the Stockings!

Professor Cram