Hello there! So, unless your name is Patrick Star and you have been living under a rock, you will have heard of the hit Netflix series Bridgerton. The series is set in Regency era London. It's kind of like if Pride and Prejudice met Gossip Girl and it's all based on the Bridgerton series of books by Julia Quinn. These are romance novels — i think there's eight in the series, which is CRAZY! I don't think I will ever have that much to say about anything… This particular book is the first in the series and this has been topping the New York Times bestseller list for the last three weeks and so i bought myself a copy.
For today's article i thought i would read it and let you know my thoughts, whether it's worth your money, whether it is more "The Duke and I" or "I want to puke and die" … so let's get going [Intro music] On tonight's program ladies and gentlemen we have something that's going to make you sick So, firstly let's put that to one side for a moment and talk about the series. It is the London courting season where debutants are trying to find husbands. A debutante is an upperclass woman who is making her first appearance in fashionable society so they go to a lot of balls and parties and try and find…. some balls. And Daphne Bridgerton is the kind of 'it' girl of this season and she meets the Duke of Hastings who is a rake and we are not talking about gardening… this man is not Alan Titchmarsh. A rake is actually a wealthy man who has immoral or promiscuous habits, so think drinking, gambling, prostitutes… and this show is essentially the Great British Rake Off So, in order to avoid their rich people problems Simon, who is the Duke of Hastings, and Daphne follow the 'fake romance' trope and, as a surprise to absolutely no one, fall in love.
However, there's a twist! Simon has really bad daddy issues and no therapist Basically, he has sworn to his abusive father before his father died that he would never ever have children and the family line would therefore end with him… because sometimes you do have to be that petty. Then Simon and Daphne just have A LOT of sex, like they're bonking constantly. And Simon becomes the king of the pull-out game. There's also an anonymous gossip column written by Lady Whistledown and lots of other romances going on in the sidelines… and i'm just saying if i had a nickel for every time someone had sex on the stairs in Bridgerton, i'd have two nickels… which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? Ultimately the Netflix show is a real mix of old and new. They have kind of an old-fashioned orchestra but they're playing classical remixes of pop songs.
The fashion and the costumes take a lot of inspiration from the Regency period but also have modern kind of twists, also I just wanted to add here that when we think of the Regency period in retrospect we think of it as being quite like dulled down. We think of it in sepia tones because obviously all the artefacts we have of that period are old [and faded] but i think what Bridgerton captures so well is the vibrancy of the period ,like all the colors are so bright, it's so opulent and it just looks a lot of fun. So i think that's one thing that they capture really well rather than making it quite, like, vintage looking. BUT, there's a few plot holes which i'm hoping the book is going to clear up for me! For example, at one point Daphne is given this beautiful, expensive, boujee necklace from a literal prince… and it's a big deal like everyone makes such a song and dance out of this necklace that they could form their own orchestra. And then at the party where she's wearing this incredible necklace Daphne storms out and just takes it off and ditches it, leaves it on a bridge. And it's just never mentioned ever again.
As if the prince might not even be a little bit annoyed that this random woman has just ditched his family heirloom on a bridge so she can have her back cracked like a glow stick by the Duke. You did this for what Daphne? You did this for what? Anyway, i think it's about time that i started reading this book and so i will let you know what i think. One thing i completely forgot about (but absolutely love) is the fact that the Bridgerton siblings are named in alphabetical order, like the Kardashians could NEVER. So, we have Anthony, Benedict, Colin, Daphne, Eloise, Francesca, Gregory — oh my god i forgot about Gregory! He's like Frankie Jonas, like remember the Jonas Brothers?
This is them now. They actually did very well with the casting of Anthony, Benedict and Colin because they really said copy and paste with these three. I don't know if anyone else had this but during the season i had to like give them nicknames in my head so i could work out which was which. So we have Sideburns Bridgerton, Art Hoe Bridgeton and Kevin Jonas Bridgerton. I'm getting the vibe that each of the Bridgerton books is based on a different one of the Bridgerton siblings but like i cannot root for a character called Hyacinth…. I'm sorry. i've now read more than just the first page so i have some updates so far!
The main difference between the book and the series is that the sequence of events is so different, like the way that the Duke and Daphne meets is a lot less romantic. Nigel Berbrooke is this like minging old man who is pursuing Daphne and wants to marry her and she punches him. In fact, this is the third person that Daphne has punched so far. I don't know why this girl thinks she's Anthony Joshua but, like, i'm kind of living for it. And the Duke spots her for the very first time when she's just knocked someone out, which is sexy apparently. But the funniest thing to me so far is i was expecting it to be quite romantic when they were having their first sort of interaction but actually the Duke just spends the whole time looking at her ……… hakuna ma-tit-as… if you will.
The book mentions on multiple occasions that while Daphne's speaking directly to him he is paying no attention and just …… eyes on the prize, you know? Objectification is not necessarily what i anticipated here from the Duke. The narrative style, though, is very interesting because this book is written in free indirect discourse and free indirect discourse is basically when you have an omniscient third person narrator but you also get an insight into what each different character is thinking, so the narrative voice essentially flows freely between characters. So we don't just get the perspective of Daphne we also know what the Duke is thinking at the same time, which is interesting because free indirect discourse was made famous by Jane Austen in books like Pride and Prejudice and Emma which are also set in the same kind of time period and deal with a lot of the same themes, Like, the London mating season …. MATING SEASON? Courting season! Geez, this isn't a David Attenborough documentary.
Although, it does turn into a bit of a mating season later on…. So, who knows? We have reached the 100 page mark and this is a slow burner. This book is LONG. So, i thought now would be a good time to talk about the characters that have been introduced so far. My main issue is that Simon is just a teeny tiny… massive bit sexist. He is constantly making quite disparaging comments about women, and "all women this", "all women that", he talks about women being hysterical and it's just-… it's not very nice.
Especially considering he is surrounded by strong matriarchal figures like Violet Bridgerton and Lady Danbury, like dude show some respect. This actor did a very good job of making the Duke likeable in the Netflix series because he just comes across as a bit of a dick. Then we come to Daphne Bridgeton, DB, Daffers, Daph-t Punk… I have to say, in the series i thought she was just a bit of a wet wipe, but in this book she's actually… she's pretty cool. The actress who plays Daphne definitely read this book because it mentions a lot of times how she kind of knits her brow together when she's concerned, or thinking, or doing anything… and in the series Daphne is constantly swanning about all these parties like looking like a puppy who just ate a chocolate cake off the side. Also, at the beginning of chapter two, it says "later that week Daphne found herself standing on the fringes of Lady Danbury's ballroom"… and she really said FRINGES.
The hairdressing team said "how outrageous do you want to be with this fringe" and she said YES. Ms daphne said "it's a good thing the Edinburgh fringe was cancelled in 2020 because this fringe, tis fringe would put them out of business". Eloise hasn't spoken yet and that's heartbreaking because she is our feminist icon. And Penelope has had a really small role. You know what is kind of awful? Julia Quinn is constantly characterising Penelope as ugly and podgy and i just feel bad for the actress who plays her, like when you get that call from the casting team that says "we think you're perfect for the role" — is that a compliment for your acting or an insult for your face?
And everyone is saying how great the casting is and how the cast looks exactly how they imagined the characters…. like that's rude! At the same time, kind of relatable though. Tag yourself, i'm the ugly friend. Anyways, i'm gonna need this book to pick up the pace because i'm getting bored! i have now reached the 200 page mark and what i wanted to speak about now is race in the Bridgerton universe. And that is because there's been a lot of conversation around Netflix and its "colourblind" casting for this show. There's a lot more representation and diversity than most Regency era period dramas tend to have, and at one point Lady Danbury and the Duke have a really quick conversation that kind of acknowledges their race but doesn't go very far. How racial diversity is handled by the Netflix show is a separate conversation.
What i wanted to speak about is the book, and i wanted to basically warn you that this book by Julia Quinn should not be painted by the same brush that the Netflix show is painted by, because every character in this book is white. Do not be fooled by the actor who has been printed on the front of this book because the original versions of this book had a white man, and actually there are scenes in this book which are quite problematic and have really racist undertones. The Duke has recently returned from his travels around the globe but the one place they specifically mentioned is Africa. Not a specific country in Africa, just Africa in general. And Africa is only ever referred to when they are comparing feral or savage behaviour to people who live in Africa… as if these white men in England aren't literally dueling because one of them kissed the other one's sister! The caucacity, honestly i'm embarrassed. i also read some reports that Julia Quinn had previously stated that she didn't write minority characters into her romance novels because she felt like the white people in the novels would be mean to them. And i just think "you had the imagination to make this an eight-part series and you couldn't imagine one minority in any of the books?" But, i guess i just wanted to make it clear that if you have readed the Bridgerton Netflix series and you thought "wow that's slightly more diversity than normal"… this book will disappoint you.
And i'm really disappointed by the racist undertones of this book. Okay, so it is now the next day because last night I just had to give up because i was sick of Julia Quinn's s[ __ ]t. So, i've been back to reading this morning and i just reached the most controversial moment in the whole book, so i just wanted to add a trigger warning here and the time that you can skip to on the screen, so if sexual assault is a sensitive subject for you then i would definitely recommend skipping ahead because basically this is a scene where after Daphne figured out what sex was about five minutes ago she realizes that because the Duke is….. reversing…. he's not sowing his seed, shall we say? She basically realises that the problem isn't that he can't have kids, it's that he refuses to have kids, and is making quite an effort not to have kids. So, then one night when he comes home drunk from the pub and let me just tell you … he is so hammered that Bob the Builder's toolkit is jealous. In fact, you know what mi'm just gonna read you the extracts because it is outrageous. And, i can't believe that Julia Quinn ever thought this was okay.
So it says "he shifted restlessly and Daphne felt the strangest most intoxicating surge of power. He was in her control, she realized he was asleep and probably still more than a little bit drunk and she could do whatever she wanted with him, she could HAVE whatever she wanted." As he realises what's happening to him and he tries to resist it says "Daphne bore down on him with all her might … she had done this on purpose, she had planned this. Daphne had aroused him in his sleep, taken advantage of him while he was still slightly intoxicated and held him to her while he poured his seed into her. She wasn't ashamed of her actions, she supposed she should be but she wasn't." This is disgusting and that is assault! They then don't speak for a bit because the Duke is literally so upset and then his stammer comes back… but then one day after enough gas-lighting from Daphne he just gets over it and they live happily ever after… and that's the plot of this book. And that is problematic! First and foremost i'm horrified at this book and Julia Quinn but secondly i'm shocked that 20 years later when Netflix turned this into a series they didn't remove the scene.
I'm surprised they didn't turn it into a lesson or a discussion about consent because there's layers to this s[ __ ]t. Firstly we have the point that men can be victims of sexual and emotional abuse. Secondly we have the fact that abuse and assault does happen within marriages and thirdly the point that consent can be withdrawn by either party at any time. I'm sure lots of people have heard of the "tea analogy" when it comes to consent but i thought it was appropriate to use here the idea is that if you ask someone "would you like a cup of tea?" and they say no then you don't make them a cup of tea! If you ask them if they'd like a cup of tea and initially they say yes and maybe they even take a few sips of the tea and enjoy it, it is their decision at any point to decide they don't want the tea anymore, and put the tea away and not drink the tea. You accept that, you don't force it down their throat! You let them stop drinking the tea, Daphne! i don't know, i just think this is a really horrific scene and one that should have never been included in this book or the Netflix series because Daphne faces no consequences from this aside from the fact that eventually she gets what she wants.
I am NOT impressed, in fact the book was worse. Okay i finished this awful book. The main thing I found really annoying was the language so in the first half of the book Julia Quinn uses the most elevated unnecessarily complicated vocabulary, so much so that most of what she's describing completely loses its meaning. And that's because words like 'curmudgeonly' or 'histrionic' are so obscure that they feel just really out of place in this romance novel. The word 'acerbically' is used about 10 times in one chapter.
Then we have words like 'deucedly' and 'veriest' which are archaic words that we don't use anymore, so what the hell are they doing in this book Julia Quinn? It's honestly like the author found the thesaurus function on Microsoft Word and just ran with it. But she uses these big clever words in the wrong context! Okay, just off the top of my head one of the examples i can think of is when it uses the word 'spurn' as a synonym for 'reject' but the thing is the word spurn suggests 'rejecting something with contempt or disdain' and that's not what this is referring to, it's talking about rejecting an invitation from someone that he really cares about. The thing is, using really niche words and complicated vocabulary seems really intelligent but actually you're just communicating what you want to say badly if the reader has to use a dictionary to understand it, and that's not to say that romance novels can't use incredibly beautiful descriptions, but that's not what this book does. It just uses stupid words that aren't necessary, also having readed the adaptation i thought that it would be very descriptive about the balls and the parties and the glamour and it just isn't… it's all boring dialogue.
What was the reason? And at first i thought maybe she was using old-fashioned vocabulary intentionally because it was trying to set the scene of the Regency era but then one sentence later it uses words like 'bugger' and 'nitwit' which have only been used in the 20th century, so it doesn't add up. And then in the second half of the book she just completely ditches this approach and just uses the most simple vocabulary i think i've ever read. Honestly, it's the lack of consistency for me. The one thing i will give Julia credit for, in comparison to the Netflix series, is that she gave Simon and Daphne way more depth. To me, the most interesting part of the whole book was the discussion about Simon's stammer and how, even in his adult life, he has to constantly be thinking about controlling it, and that made this, like, handsome, educated Duke so much more complex and interesting as a character. Whereas netflix unfortunately kind of just left that in his childhood and never discussed it again.
Literally Joe Biden, the new President of the United States, has a stammer but he controls it, And i think that it would have been really great for young people with a stammer to be able to see someone like Simon who is the hero, he's the Duke, so to see him having a personal battle with it too. Overall, though, i gave this book a grand total of two stars out of five on my Goodreads account (which is like a social media just for book nerds). Firstly it loses a star just for being really badly written. It also loses a star for just being massively sexist, like Simon makes so many generalizations about women and he talks about Daphne as if she has to obey him as his wife, and despite literally being raised by strong independent women he cannot physically cope or comprehend it when his wife tries to display any sense of autonomy. And last but not least another star gone for having racist undertones… that's not okay.
Honestly, reading the Bridgerton book was like reading a train wreck that you know is horrible but you can't take your eyes off it. It was also very, very clear to me that this is a book written by an American author about what she imagined London to be like. And there was a tragic lack of Eloise Bridgerton like she didn't speak once, and i want my money back. Should you read this? I would say if you've readed the series, definitely don't bother.
If you respect yourself, don't bother. Will i be reading any of the other Bridgerton books, not if you paid me! In fact i'm going to put some recommendations on the screen now of other books, both classic and modern, that i would recommend you read instead. I hope you enjoyed this article more than I enjoyed that book. If you did, you can give it a like, you can subscribe to me down below, and you can check out my Instagram account and my Goodreads.
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